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Drive in movie. Drive in movie. Drive in to to me.

Mar 1st

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pamjane replied to your photo: Spamming the shit out of myself tonight. Last one… You are too cute. And you are a doll.

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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pussyriot replied to your post: I wish I had a phat ass. stop wanting to be me boy i would be you if i could.

Mar 1st

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I wish I had a phat ass.

Mar 1st

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233236: Am I the only person that hates being complimented ? no.

Mar 1st

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someone send me nudes.

Mar 1st

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Somebody That I Used To Know (Bombs Away...

Mar 1st

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ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum goes to take a drink and hits his front teeth with the glass.

Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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I’m funneling all my pent up sexual desires into these Burger King hamburgers.

Feb 29th

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listening to my playlist while i’m on grindr. so thug.

Feb 29th

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“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”

– James Franco (via 37am)

Feb 29th

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE MORE HOOKUP FLAKES ON ME I...

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I need a six pack to be pretty.

Feb 29th

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Sorry Brittany, Adderall is my new best friend.

Feb 28th

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Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:

Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.

Feb 28th

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